Mr. Green TZ

I wanted to post this one long ago. But chaotic days in college barred me from writing & posting this one. Well, ITM Business School, Navi Mumbai has always been celebrated for its marketing trade. It is mostly because of the renowned marketing faculties that it has. One of the latest additions to that eminent list is “Mr. Green TZ”. I am still to know his name & I would like to call him as “Mr. Green TZ” because the very first time I saw him in the class, he was in a dark green round neck American teen ager kind of t shirt stretching almost up to his knees. He had a bracelet surrounding his LEFT wrist. I wonder how many chewing gums he had but he kept on chewing them throughout the class. When he entered the class the first thing that he did was to keep his mobile phone & a pack of MARLBORO cigarette on the table much to the attention of the smoking community of the class. Had I seen him somewhere else, I would have taken as a “wanna be” who says “I love my India, But I Love America even more.” I don’t know why he gave me a united appearance of Carlito & John Cena (WWE). But later on after getting to know his achievements, I was just so taken aback. Imagine a person, having this kind of an appearance, talking in the most casual manner possible, has been a BRAND MANAGER in companies like Hindustan Unilever & AC Nielson. He is an MBA from K.J. Somaiya institute of management, Mumbai & also has some parallel degree from Harvard Institute. You know when exactly I came to know that he is an MBA. It was when he put in the picture a word not once but twice. He finally said the favorite word of all our faculties: “VALUE”. When he said something else apart from studies he was a fun to watch & when he explained the basic marketing concepts, he talked only sense. That was a class of a lifetime, I would say. He came as a breather also bearing in mind the person whom he replaced (ha ha). Well this is not my final verdict though. These industry top guns have a knack of making an electrifying impression first time. I will have to analyze him once more to give my ultimate decree. Till that you guys enjoy some of his statements of that day.
• Tum log ROZ daaru nahin peete ???
• Tum main se kaun kaun DESI pita hai ???
• You all will land up in a SHITY organization.
• You must ask questions to your PROFS. (He actually meant Professors)
• Main koi GYAN nahin de raha.
• There is no PILOT, SILOT or PLANE study.
• Desi pilo for some days to buy a book of Porter.
• Fuc*** shit a** (I don’t remember which context did he use this one in, but he did it twice or thrice.)
• Tum logon ne daaru nahin piya, padhai nahin kiya, ladki nahin patai KYA KIYA HAI TUMNE AAJ TAK.

The ULTIMATE 1 - Ye tumhare KOTLER wotler jitne budhhe hain na saare mere TEACHERS reh chuke hain.


Take care Guys. I would be back soon.