Wedding Bells

This post is actually inspired by Shikha, the lovely damsel from the blue city of Jodhpur & a post that I just read Now wedding bells have started ringing for a lot of my friends. And boy, are they confused about the ding-dong? Hell Yes. So let me help them a bit through my expert comments.

Advantages of having a beautiful wife

1.       It boosts your social stature and you can flaunt her in public n parties

2.      Sex doesnt get boring after 1 year, 3 months and 12 days.

3.      You can expect good looking offsprings.

Now let me throw some light on the bitter truths (trade-off that you are supposed to encounter)

1.       If the girl is damn pretty, then she has had 23 full time & 192 part time boyfriends before meeting you. (Most probably your good-looking girl is not a virgin)

2.      If the girl happens to be somewhat pretty, she is not the one who can be tamed or domesticated as against an ugly looking wife.

3.      If you find out that you are first hunk in the girl’s life then be assured of the fact that you would not feel like taking her to parties & gatherings after marriage.

4.      If you are expecting a fully furnished flat in Mira road along with a BMW Z class then get mentally prepared to have extra-marital affairs as you are not going to be contained with the girl by any chance.

Remember, its not a course of action..its a fine art..a lifetime INVESTMENT!

Manish, I guess you got the point.